Picks-wise I mean, my personal life is my personal life, and I’d ask you not to pry.
Pack at Vikings
I can’t always be wrong. Law of averages.
Oakland at Miami
Apparently, Dante Caulpepper’s knee is fine. Who knew?
Jets at Buffalo
Trent Edwards? Really?
Houston at Atlanta
I stand by my decision to pick against my favorite team. Though Joe Harrington’s performance the last two weeks (54-73, 4 TDs, 0 INTS) raises my hopes back to cautiously non-pessimistic.
Chicago at Detroit
Yeah, Brian Griese is never the answer, I don’t care what the question is.
Baltimore at Cleveland
They weren’t gonna cover, but I figured they’d at least win. Jeez.
St. Louis at Dallas
That’s three wins for me out of the first seven games. Prepare to see that percentage drop considerably as we go on.
Tampa Bay at Carolina
Hey, maybe it’s not as bad as I thought.
Seattle at San Fran
Shoot, I didn’t do half bad…what do you mean, there were four more games in the day?
Kansas City at San Diego
The thing that kills me, is that when I talked about the game, I pointed out how ridiculously high the line was. And I still picked the Chargers to cover. The lesson, as always, is that I have no idea what I’m doing.
Pittsburgh at Arizona
Kurt Warner and Matt Lienart, quarterbacking by committee? Really?
Denver at Indy
When Harrison went down, I talked myself into thinking that Peyton might not blow them out. Unfortunately, I also couldn’t remember the last time the Colts didn’t blow out the Broncos. Dammit.
Philly at Giants
I already kind of made fun of that poor left tackle, but seriously, did Andy Reid have money on the game? How can you not at least chip the end to help out rookie against the All-Pro? Here are some great quotes from the aforementioned All-Pro:
It was like a video game out there.- Osi Umenyiora, Honest Man
- Osi Umenyiora, Liar
Winston Justice is a very good football player. Tonight was just one of those nights. He'll learn from that experience.
New England at Cincinnati