I Hate You

Whoever tried to run me off the road yesteday...I hate you.

Whoever called me to grab 'a beer' and watch some sports...I hate you.

Whoever invented Golden Tee...I hate you.

Whoever decided on producing and marketing a coffee flavored tequila...I hate you.

Whoever kept buying shots of aforementioned tequila after I pleaded with you not to...I hate you.

Whoever mocked me relentlessly into not leaving...I hate you.

Whoever lacked the will power to just walk away...wait, that was me. Nevermind.

Whoever got me sick...I hate you.

Whatever, I feel like dirt.