Minnesota Suicide Watch

To the people of Minnesota, wow. First KG, now this. Someone remove all the sharp objects from the state.

Johan Santana. To the Met's. Whatever. Gonna be great playing this guy 6 times a year. Who cares, they still haven't invented a Met that Chipper couldn't hit .450 against. And with Glavine back from his foray behind enemy lines, I still feel good about the Bravos chances this year.

Maybe.