The Usual Suspects

I know I don't usually talk about golf, but what Tiger Woods did today makes me think of a quote from my favorite movie...

"Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."

Except in this case, Keyser Soze is code for Tiger Woods, and the speaker is every other golfer.

Ever.

Good God.