Buy Miller Lite Stock NOW

For those of you who have somehow avoided television since football started, the title of this post is the sagest advice you've ever gotten from a blog. John C. McGinley, better known as Dr. Perry Cox from Scrubs, is headlining their new ad campaign as the commissioner of the More Taste League (MTL). This can only lead to one thing: dramatic upswing in Miller Stock. Get on board now.

Or get left behind Miranda, Betty Ann, Sandy...you get the picture.

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